Health: Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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LostAndNotFound 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

Rekabeck 7

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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Seth0 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 4:52

Yeah same thing happend to me except my mom told me that i was telling her that i was in love with her. Her name was marissa thats all i can remember :) id still do her... easily

Kamahl07 0

Monday 15 February 2010 14:25

pretty sure that being heavily sedated, and with his hands in your mouth, he didnt understand a thing

maddiesonnn 0

Friday 14 May 2010 5:50

what love life? if u tell ur denist it there must not b much of a love life... and thats probably where the drugs came from...

slygrrl 0

Monday 7 June 2010 7:01

lol! do you remember doing that? coming out of anesthesia once i apparently tried to punch a nurse- took a big swing at her, but i don't remember any of it- all i remember is being yelled at the entire way home by my mom and not knowing why. funny now.

lesliexhardcorex 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:41

got mine pulled out last week. ._.

Jessim_fml 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 8:28

The one and only time I said anything funny while under anesthesia it didn't even make any sense! I was 6 years old and I shouted "astronauts and bubblegum!"

minax24 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:30

did it sound like any of the red hot chile peppers songs

rileysmileydog 0

Monday 4 October 2010 11:23

who understands you anyways when the have thier hands in your mouth?

SadinSherman 16

Friday 5 November 2010 6:45

Wow I would have just slipped you a little something to make you sleep

insanelyXnikki 18

Friday 13 January 2012 0:29

Ah don't worry, there's a confidentiality law in place.

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