Health: Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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LostAndNotFound 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

Rekabeck 7

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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ka1729 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:01

when your having any kind of dentistry work done aren't the dentist's hands in your mouth? how were you talking ...

darkgodxvx 4

Friday 27 April 2012 23:27

OP should have told him that it's okay because she didn't inhale hahaha

mattlw 25

Monday 8 April 2013 2:30

I kept on yelling that my friend was a fag. Over and over again. Sorry Dr. friday. Sorry Aaron.

jmw24 8

Friday 11 October 2013 12:11

how the hell can you talk while getting your teeth pulled? lol

sarahthevile 7

Monday 22 September 2014 17:04

that's why you have someone who airway l already knows this go with you. they cab cover for you Lol. or they go along with it and just make it so much more funnier, maybe even record it next time.

ninjakitty254 23

Monday 19 January 2015 19:57

You're under laughing gas... No one should take you seriously

Starham1 14

Tuesday 14 April 2015 4:50

This is why I requested that they use the ordinary numbing stuff.

Karlsmarx2 9

Friday 26 June 2015 6:18

When I went to the dentist they did nitrous and an IV of sedatives when I went under I never had that problem just was tired when I woke up like I hadn't slept for four days

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