By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

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Rekabeck 7

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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iheartscooter 0

Damn I'm getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled on Friday. I wonder of anything interesting will happen to me!!!! Haha.

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laughingwillow 4

after having my teeth pulled i babbled to my mom in response to her saying it was "so quick" something about how that's good cuz that doesn't give the doctor any time to rape or molest me. my grandfather took me to get the remaining teeth pulled and i was terrified i'd say something weird to him too, but i didn't.

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kfnnnp 0

I dunno about you, but i find it difficult to speak while someone has his/her hands in my mouth, pulling out teeth.

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Max_Glycine 0

Definitely not fake. There's plenty of downtime during a dentist operation, during which he's washing/sterilizing instruments and other things. Plus the anesthetic usually lasts a lot longer than the operation itself. I had to have a supernumerary tooth removed a few years back and they gave me laughing gas for it... yeah that stuff makes you reaaaaally talkative.

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andelizastrin 0

@ #100 (Tehalon), I live in the states, and I had all four of mine taken out at the same time. I just had to eat soft foods like applesauce, jello, and macaroni and cheese for the next few days. No biggie. So either OP lives in the states, or in another country where all four can be taken at once? So probably not fake. At least not that part, anyway. When I had mine taken out, I got the laughing gas AND an IV in my arm with more stuff to knock me out. I remember telling the nurses "I don't know, I don't feel sleepy or anything yet," and then next thing I know, I'm waking up from the surgery. I was completely out of it for like, a week after. I have no idea if I said anything to the doctor, but if I did, it wasn't anything to get me into trouble, so I don't really care lol :)

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sdr_fml 0

HMMMM where have I heard this one before?

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slamminalex1 0

I got all 4 taken out yesterday. No big deal I was but to sleep and got novacaine and woke up with my tongue out and I didn't even know it. It was out for a good 2 hours. As far as I know I didn't say anything except for that i was a JR in high school and I have finals coming up.

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everydayisFML 0

#127 made my day LMAO

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moose91894 0

I had to get my teeth pulled while I was awake, (They weren't wisdom teeth so probably not as painful) that sucks

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Smuckers 0

Wow... not looking forward to getting my teeth pulled... hahah.

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