Work: Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's...

By shart - 09/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML

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By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 12:00

Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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trellz17 19

Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:04

That's one of my worst fears, I hope not too many people noticed.

mld4657 28

Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

well shit.. oh you already did..

Comments

S_Gnu 17

Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:14

Oh man, that is so defecation...dang, I am not doing well with puns this week.

Toksik_Kid 14

Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:14

Shitty day? ...sorry my sympathy towards you

TreeBeard123 5

Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:34

What did the poor chair ever do to you? :/

FujisakiChihiro 24

Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:48

No.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:21

No matter how much you scrub that chair, even if you manage to get it to smell ok, you will always know that some of your shit will have soaked through. If all your office chairs look the same, swap with someone you don't like while nobody is looking.

aznboi415 13

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:42

Working too hard, eh?

aliciousness116 16

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:57

Hope nobody noticed it. Sorry that you had an awful day, OP.

Jailermom 8

Wednesday 9 March 2016 20:29

Never trust a fart....

ekalfhsa 2

Wednesday 9 March 2016 23:25

Thank you for clarifying it with your username, OP, to avoid any ambiguity. A pair of my underwear fell out my gym bag on the office floot once, and I didn't notice til the next day. Nobody noticed it. Hopefully nobody notices your chair either. Try nit to let it get you down!