By shart - 09/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML
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trellz17 19

That's one of my worst fears, I hope not too many people noticed.

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crookedtiles 9

The only thing that makes this FML better is the fact that I read "workers' compensation" as workers' constipation.

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saxaddict122 14

Decal matter? Wouldn't that be more of a sticky situation?

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Brandi_Faith 33

And always keep a change of clothes (including underwear) in your car or office, or even desk drawer if you have too!

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BananEnigma 24

Yeeeep, exact same thing happened to me before. To add insult to injury, I was "let go" a month later. Not like I wanted to be there anyway but still....

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Tomryan279 10

Someone's getting diapers for there birthday this year. Once your by the ages of 5-90 you should be able to control your bowel movement. Unless you were hurt injured

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MadeUpUsername 13

Maybe that's a sign you're old enough to retire..?

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