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By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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othfan233 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:53

HAHA, agreed with #4!

Voxinani 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:54

Hah! my boyfriend does stuff like that all the time to piss me off and make me laugh so i'll forget about my anxiety and not develop a full on panic attack :)

fleg 9

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:57

hm. when i have an anxiety attack, the last thing i want is someone touching me. your bf sounds like someone i know and love. don't hold it against him. he genuinely thought he was helping. i mean, what problem is there in this world that his penis can't solve? tell him to get to work on world hunger and the battle against aids. your anxiety attacks can wait, if it's in the name of humanity.

Chaith 16

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:00

Well, the battle on aids is one thing your boyfriend's penis can't solve.

chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:03

LMAO i woulda laughed so hard if that were me. after the panic attack was over of course

iloverichardhell 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:11

11, i have a really really bad anxiety disorder, but if my boyfriend did that to me it would make me smile big time, its just a guy being cute, as long as theyve been in a relationship so long that sex isnt "awkward"