By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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f0rged 0

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

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imnotemomylifeis 0

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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Jokermon 0

#84 i totally agree wit u, so Marian y d hell is dis herr? Did u take it or wot?

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coolfizz 0

haha.....u should have had knocked his balls off and he would have regretted this move for his whole life..... but what he did was wrong i agree :)

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greensy711 0

my ex boyfriend did the same thing to me. we were camping. in july. in the awful heat. NICE right!

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JanL1993 0

i have panic attacks all the time and thats the last thing on your mind.

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dg72592_fml 0

wow what the ****. i can think of a couple guys who i know would do this, and they are definitely not boyfriend material. i would have just given him a look like "are you kidding me?"

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loopy_fml 0

Apparently he thought by you getting him off, he was calming you down. How thoughtful.

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