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I'd like to see this dude pull the same stunt someday with his wife when she's pregnant and having birth pains..."Here honey, squeeze this and you'll feel better!" ...needless to say that child won't have any siblings...:)
wow, everyone seems like real.. prudes. it probably was a joke, and a funny one, the guy was just trying to make the OP giggle or at least smile, which would make most mature girls smile and not be all prudey and cry about it
61, making someone smile or feel a little better helps after the anxiety attack, there is nothing you can do during the attack, so im assuming this happened directly after, where something that would make you laugh would be a helpful step
I'm going to quote my boyfriend on this: "Obviously, you don't know what it's like to have a penis." I had something similar happen to me, (almost strangely similar) and he did the exact same thing. I got a little upset at first but after his honest comment, I just had to laugh. Then we really got down to business. I'm sure your boyfriend was just trying to cheer you up with some humor; please remember he is only human, and a horny boy at that. They make loads of mistakes.
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Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.