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By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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cj_gurl 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:00

I'm sorry for you, both for the anxiety attack (horrible things) and for the selfish, insensitive immature boy you are - or, hopefully, WERE - dating. If you haven't dumped him, I suggest doing son. With that one act, it is clear that he does not respect you and does not care about you.

JackDupp 11

Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:09

He just thought you were feeling a little nuts!!

Toxic_John 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:10

rofl #4 and #10 lol real hilarious but lol dats how guys think if there girls r in pain they would feel like they might get lucky

mangoid 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:05

that sounds a lot like something my boyfriend would do after i calmed down from an anxiety attack. needless to say, lulz.

voice_of_reason 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:10

#76, you should totally be a counselor! But first, get some training and pull your head out of your ass and stop acting like you know everything!!!

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:32

i don't care what anyone says, that's an awful thing to do whether or not he was joking. anxiety attacks aren't something to joke about.

myphy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:18

I don't think is really a FML, but your bf was trying to FYL (**** Your Labias)

Anonymous_F_Up 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:26

I had an ex boyfriend like that. That's why he's my EX-boyfriend. Think about it.

Art_Vandeley 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:18

I don`t see what he did wrong.

Aoeu 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:22

I'm sorry. Some men are douches, just break up with him. If he can't be there for your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best. I know if I ever did that to my girlfriend, she'd dump me.