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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon, I was nervous; eight, I was pissed. Around ten, I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

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By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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By thanksmum - 29/05/2010 17:39 - Germany

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 16:56 - Canada - Orleans

Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 18 September 2013 22:52

Always set multiple alarms. When it's something this important, you don't leave anything to chance.

LaurenLo 17

Wednesday 18 September 2013 22:53

Sounds like you have a pretty alarming problem.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 18 September 2013 23:06

It WAS your dream job. Literally.

kinky44 28

Wednesday 18 September 2013 23:06

Go in at 8pm and say that was the time you were given.

Little4Bear 10

Thursday 19 September 2013 0:36

That would be one of the worst things to do.

kinky44 28

Thursday 19 September 2013 5:13

I could think up a LONG list of things to do with my idea being one of the best. You obviously have never and will never think outside the box. At this point, he really has nothing to lose.

PandaSmile 24

Wednesday 18 September 2013 23:08

I think you should call and reschedule. Honesty is the best policy. Try and throw in as much as you know about the job on the phone without sounding like an ass. Sorry to hear OP, alarms have such great power.

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 19 September 2013 11:27

If someone can't wake up on time for a dream job then they can't be trusted to get in on time every single day. Most people wouldn't manage to sleep much either through nerves or excitement.

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 September 2013 23:13

The good news is that you'll have plenty of time to sleep and dream about having a job. Those are better than real-life dream jobs anyways. Except for the money part. It is pretty sweet to be able to sexually harass all day and never get in trouble. Dream job, indeed!