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By noyodel - 04/07/2009 04:04 - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2021 20:01

Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

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By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By broken - 28/07/2009 17:12 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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philosopher 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:30

I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.

Nissi 17

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:12

Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.

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C2Ultima 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:44

OMG That's terrible.

sco0termcjonson 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:43

pretty sure since they are popular, people keep making these ones up

lurve_hate 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:50

i doubt this is real but, if it is then just go to the mountain either way. Even if you don't have her ashes it would be kind to respect her wishes and symbolicaly have her in the mountains. if you've ever read the gospel according to larry: Larry feels his mother's spirit in a makeup counter where she used to go more than her grave. It doesn't matter where your grandmother is (even though it still sucks that someone stole her) she'll always be with you.

Carribu 0

Monday 13 July 2009 20:51

I LOL'd a bit at #28. But yeah, that honestly sucks.

rakhil11 7

Friday 31 July 2009 0:21

nice punch line :) and i'm sorry......

Lou_0 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:08

the thief stoled your gramma?!?! wtf? -.-' idiot kidnapper.. btw im sorry

regalitofatal 0

Monday 17 August 2009 6:43

hahahaha "the thief stole my grandma" is so well-put

mycatissoft 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:56

That does suck indeed, but leaving the car overnight packed with suitcases?! In ITALY??!!

popoman 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:54

That's so horny. I'm sorry.

sphalkya 3

Friday 11 September 2009 10:43

someone I know got his house raided (mistakenly) for drugs. He sat by and watched as the police opened a wooden box of white powder, licked finger and tasted, before asking my friend what it was. "Grandpa", was his deadpan reply, as the copper gagged and retched his way out of the door

liv_ur_lyf_xoxo 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:32

#86 - wow that is bad!!! they probably shuda asked first what it was 'innocent until proven guilty' and all. Wow i think thats 1 case the officer won't forget!!