Miscellaneous: Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no...

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was upset with my girlfriend, but I didn't want to start an argument with her, so I didn't reply to her message immediately. She asked me what happened. I hesitated but explained nonetheless. She remained silent for almost an hour before replying she's busy at work, so she can't reply. Then why did she even bother to ask? FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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KickItHigh 32

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:16

At least your best friend is being honest and not going behind your back.

Dixbfloppin 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:15

Dump that botch.

Comments

spikekutter 9

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:23

make sure she doesnt touch your sugary balls ever again..

twye 22

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:24

At least your best friend told you instead of dating her behind your back. Edit: sorry. Didn't see it was mentioned before.

kamareaux 24

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:24

Out of the two, sounds like the friend is the keeper.

Tidus0 17

Thursday 20 December 2012 10:30

Yup go out with your best friend xD. They won't cheat by the sounds of it :D

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:24

well what's that say about her? yes! she's a bitch.

annie_nk 22

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:26

She is unworthy of your sugary pie balls.

Sinkhole 26

Thursday 20 December 2012 9:15

Yeah, his sugarlumps are two of a kind - sweet and white and highly refined.

thatonename 7

Thursday 20 December 2012 12:29

17) do you know where your profile pic is from? It's looks insane and I wanted to try looking it up.

SanpakuEyes 18

Thursday 20 December 2012 17:54

#27 Flight Of The Conchords! :D

Sinkhole 26

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:20

53 - I assume you meant 27? It's in Guatemala.

jelly713 19

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:27

Hate to break to you but being a girl myself, if a girl does that, it means she's not very interested in you, losing interest in you or lost interest a long time ago. She's looking at other guys, checking out her "options". You gotta let her go & find someone who actually appreciates you, no one deserves that.