Miscellaneous: Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no...

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was upset with my girlfriend, but I didn't want to start an argument with her, so I didn't reply to her message immediately. She asked me what happened. I hesitated but explained nonetheless. She remained silent for almost an hour before replying she's busy at work, so she can't reply. Then why did she even bother to ask? FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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KickItHigh 32

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:16

At least your best friend is being honest and not going behind your back.

Dixbfloppin 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:15

Dump that botch.

Comments

Ljk106 1

Thursday 20 December 2012 15:23

I find it amusing that people are flirting I the comments. Haha :D

chick92282 15

Thursday 20 December 2012 15:36

Ok, maybe (hopefully) your gf was doing something innocent, like trying to figure out what to get you for Christmas or something. Try not to jump to conclusions, though this does look bad! At least ask to see the text messages or at least ask your friend what they're about before you freak out and tell her to go f*** herself.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 20 December 2012 17:57

#71- But I don't think his friend would have mentioned it if it had been about OP's Christmas present.

johndoe80 2

Friday 21 December 2012 18:49

good point!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 20 December 2012 15:48

At least your best friend was being honest with you.

jordanhraye 18

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:03

Drop kick her haha

kickass2013 4

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:59

Bros before ho's

wizzbee 13

Thursday 20 December 2012 17:13

Maybe she's buisy planning a suprise for you? And trying to get your friend to help? The "dump ger" choire sure jumped in fast on this one!

opoopu 8

Thursday 20 December 2012 17:46

Maybe she didn't know how to respond to your constant texts, so she had to seek the advice of your best friend, since he's close to you.

bakerella 29

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:13

gross. tramp :(

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:54

time to dump that bitch. she doesn't deserve you if she's going to treat you like that. I'm sorry OP. find someone better.

Taspira 1

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:04

Are you sure that the OP hadn't accidentally been sending his bf the texts? Maybe they don't actually have the number saved with the name? Or maybe his gf was accidentally sending his bf the texts instead of him? You don't know the full story guys, so don't be harsh.