Miscellaneous: Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no...

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was upset with my girlfriend, but I didn't want to start an argument with her, so I didn't reply to her message immediately. She asked me what happened. I hesitated but explained nonetheless. She remained silent for almost an hour before replying she's busy at work, so she can't reply. Then why did she even bother to ask? FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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KickItHigh 32

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:16

At least your best friend is being honest and not going behind your back.

Dixbfloppin 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 8:15

Dump that botch.

Comments

souljacker 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 11:42

Do you just text boring things like 'what are you up to?' 'Hows your day going?' Things like that? If you do, you want to take a look at your texting technique! It's probably too late for this one, but for future girlfriends! Lol

stargirl_95 24

Thursday 20 December 2012 12:44

Even if he texts boring questions it was still pretty rude of his girlfriend to lie and tell him that she's busy when she clearly had all the time in the world for his best friend. The fact that your significant other sends boring text messages is no excuse to lie to them. If that was the case, then she should have said something to OP instead of making up excuses not to talk to him.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Thursday 20 December 2012 13:18

I know I'd much rather get a text from my boyfriend rather then his best friend. If I had a boyfriend.

souljacker 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:10

She didn't lie. She was busy. Texting his mate.

souljacker 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:12

I'm not saying she was in the right, btw, but the only way to deal with stuff is to look at where you went wrong and see if anything you can change will fix it. I did get the impression from the fml that the boyfriend had been doing a lot of texting to her throughout the day. I don't think that's always the best idea!

maz95 17

Thursday 20 December 2012 11:47

I like how your friend didn't play along with her. At least now you know he's not interested.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 20 December 2012 11:50

I would have hugged my friend for telling me and not going behind my back. That GF is a stupid lying scumbag. You deserve better OP. maybe even a new GF for a Christmas present.

miura_fml 17

Thursday 20 December 2012 12:30

She obviously doesn't deserve you. At least you have a really good friend!

simoncat 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 13:54

The ONLY way this is acceptable is if your GF is secretly enlisting the help of your BFF to get you a majorly awesome surprise Christmas gift.

johndoe80 2

Friday 21 December 2012 18:01

which is what i was thinking but why would his friend get pissed off and annoyed about his friend's gf asking him what she wants?

barefootchic 6

Thursday 20 December 2012 14:00

The sad thing is how shocked and amazed everyone is that OP's best friend was honest and didn't try to help her cheat or anything. It shouldn't be so shocking that friends and significant others are loyal.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 14 July 2017 23:45

I think it only shocks people because there are a number of stories on this site where people catch their significant others cheating on them with their best friends, but this is a story where the poster's best friend actually didn't stab him in the back and ratted his girlfriend out to him.