By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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brookiebaby1212 0

ur f*cking sick and a disgrace to our society.

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Sharpie23 7

this was posted more than 9 months ago! I want a sequel

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hbomb5150 0

OP YDI for ur drunk sex! WTF man?! u can't pull out!!! I've tried! and do u think she wants it all over her bed?! no! what an idiot... lol! hahahahahah! pulling out really doesn't work... like really... -_-

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hbomb5150 0

dude ur the biggest retard on earth... if she's hot tell me cuz I <3 hot moms

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hbomb5150 0

yeah 1284 is right most of us were accidents nobody realy plans a pregnancy xept people that can't have em lol. it's true :)

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hbomb5150 0

YDI FOR BEIN AN IDIOT! YOU. DESERVE. EVERY. THING. THAT. HAPPENS. FROM. HERE. ON. OUT.

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hbomb5150 0

go anal without a condom! then if she wants pleasure.... finger bang her

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