Health: Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling,...

By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Walk, don't run

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Always check!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

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echarlotte 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

a true fml

DivineZero 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:33

And income the "shitty situation" puns

Comments

amccaul1976 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:45

take advantage of the alarm hit the next stall for tp wipe and leave if anyone says you got to do something tell the no I don't hurry but don't rush. I think you could have used the fire alarm to your advantage

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:27

Firstly, use the underwear. Flip it over and use it again. Next to go are the socks.

BathroomGlasses 7

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:30

I really need a follow up!

thebosnian 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:44

Well that must've stunk.

inolongercare 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:19

Once everyone leaves run to the next stall. But pro-tip: ALWAYS check before you sit. Can't tell you how many times I have averted that same crisis

Pablo1321 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:41

Definently need a follow up for this one

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:44

Well, that's a terrible shituation to be in.

zarrganaut 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:06

**** your life indeed. What timing!

EcoAirWarrior 7

Friday 31 July 2015 0:20

It's better to exit while reeking of faeces than to risk lying motionless on the baking floor and incapable of movement while acrid smoke paralyzes your lungs and system.