Health: Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling,...

By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Always check!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

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echarlotte 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:36

a true fml

DivineZero 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:33

And income the "shitty situation" puns

Comments

ILikeKoalas 24

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:47

So they'd of ran out of the bathroom, and you'd of had the perfect opportunity to hobble to the next toilet whilst your trousers were down, and then got some toilet paper from the next stall.

arrowgold 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:59

That's quite a day you have there. What happened next?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:20

next? As she suffled out after using her hand and sock, with feces on her hand and running down her leg, the news media was alerted to the fire and decided to interview her. Also, she was parked next to the fire hydrant so the fire department broke her window to run the hose through her car. The hose was leaky.

vikky538 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:15

Its day hard 5.0

xcllla_ 27

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:30

Well at least no one didn't see you on your way to the next stahl as they were hurrying outside.

FuKcMee 32

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:50

on the bright side there's a good chance nobody will walk in while you run to another stall for some

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:51

Hey, I modded this! Next time, OP, I'd skip the five alarm chili.

LegionRapier61 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 15:23

Man up and wash that booty in the sink.

TallMist 32

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:06

Unless the OP is transgender, I doubt she wants to man up, seeing as she's a woman.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 July 2015 15:58

There is a quick opportunity for you to switch stalls to gets some toilet paper...I mean if there was a fire the sprinklers would have gone off...if there were any