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You could have asked anyways. There is always a chance that he would hear you.
it would be a she since the person who wrote this is a female
maybe she works at Ally McBeals office
I didn't know they hooked up a fire alarm to your anus.
Which always why you always check beforehand. Or at least keep a pack of tissues on hand.
Shit happen(ed)
Woman
Sounds like the perfect time for you to crab walk and take some toilet paper
Rule #140: Desperate times call for desperate measures and rule #139 can be overlooked.
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And income the "shitty situation" puns