Transportation: Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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You deserved it 11 771

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 311

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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You deserved it 44 218

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 331

You deserved it 115

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 746

You deserved it 56 004

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 223

You deserved it 72 637

By Arcam - 13/09/2012 17:25 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 783

You deserved it 8 826

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 276

You deserved it 4 152

By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 870

You deserved it 2 996

fortune789 17

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:59

At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.

CammyGal 26

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:00

Go big or go home? Good luck OP.

Comments

jakerrrbaker 8

Friday 18 April 2014 2:03

At least you only hurt your dignity

jeriaslovesyou 16

Friday 18 April 2014 3:26

No one got hurt that's all that matters. But talk about clutzy! I think it would be mean to say YDI though. Just be more careful. :)

jonathan12399 5

Friday 18 April 2014 4:35

Shit happens, just hope the person wasn't too mad.

Rexor 9

Friday 18 April 2014 4:43

Cars are also expensive as ****.

billie_joann 10

Friday 18 April 2014 5:00

It's time to call Jake from State Farm.

birdybirdchirp 18

Friday 18 April 2014 5:42

discount double check!

thepersephone666 11

Friday 18 April 2014 5:18

Someone who's dumb enough to hit a parked car shouldn't be driving.

birdybirdchirp 18

Friday 18 April 2014 5:39

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right. Good luck

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 18 April 2014 5:48

OP's writing, and driving, skills need improvement.

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 18 April 2014 15:07

it's been changed now to read better :)

sammyjo06 14

Friday 18 April 2014 22:56

Your comma skills need improvement. Neither was necessary in your original post ;).

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Saturday 19 April 2014 15:57

Actually, my comma skills do not need improvement. The use of commas in this context was to separate the two skills; 'and driving' is an aside from the main statement, and could also have been expressed as (and driving). I could have written 'OP's writing and driving skills need improvement', as you suggest, but this could be read to mean OP's skill at writing while driving. Good try, though.

Bekll 31

Friday 18 April 2014 7:56

Bad luck there. But it sounds like that was the worst of it all. My first car accident was exactly the same - hitting a parked car with the owner seeing it - but while exchanging information he berated and harshly insulted me for a good twenty minutes. Like the others on here are saying, and it's a good thing to keep in mind, OP, no one got hurt. That's what's important.