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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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You deserved it 11 771

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By Arcam - 13/09/2012 17:25 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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You deserved it 7 912

fortune789 17

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:59

At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.

CammyGal 26

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:00

Go big or go home? Good luck OP.

Comments

Jellybellybeanz 22

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:08

At least you hit the same car twice and not two different cars!

cakefete2 30

Friday 18 April 2014 3:52

Good point. I'm imagining the insurance adjuster being like "we forgive you for your first accident but this second one is gonna double your premium."

mchmelev1993 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:11

Heads are gonna roll!

amyx3_ 7

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:13

that sucks.

KeeLady 20

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:14

OP no one got hurt, be thankful for that at least! :) Everyone has an accident eventually and for it to be a car that wasn't heading straight at you is another bonus.

vietmanx 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:22

Are you Asian?

FMLL2016 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:24

Lmao!!!! That's great

leeebeeeee18 20

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:24

I hope she was understanding... accidents are stressful enough without having someone yelling at you about it!

PassiveAggresive 12

Friday 18 April 2014 0:49

Sorry bout that, but logically YDI. Hopefully it wasn't anything too bad.

belljars 22

Friday 18 April 2014 0:57

Aye chingado

Marley_000 14

Friday 18 April 2014 1:45

I would advise you to stay away from lottery tickets, men on ladders and black cat rescues lest your bad luck rub off or get worse. APPEASE THE GODS OF THE HORSESHOE AND CLOVER!