Love: Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing...

By BigBangCheater - 01/04/2012 10:08 - United States - Loves Park

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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See ya

By marriageblows - 22/01/2012 02:18 - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 16:01

Today, my wife finally let our kids stay the night at my mom's house, meaning we had our first night totally alone together in 6 years. She spent all night texting my mom for updates on the kids or on the phone to her sister, so I watched a film by myself then went to bed bored at 8:15 p.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 16:00

Today, I spent one night with my phone turned off so I could finally relax. When I turned it back on I had 17 missed calls from siblings wanting to moan about their spouses, 5 calls from mom, 6 from dad, 2 from work, and 2 from my ex. I think I’ve earned some time alone, don’t you? FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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You made them use coasters, Monica

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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hiyourcute 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:34

Well, Sheldon could drive any woman to cheat...

DocBastard 38

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:42

Imagine what his reaction would have been if you'd said you'd be spending the night with Two and a Half Men.

Comments

mzkay7 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:44

To me it seems he was joking or just plain gullible to actually think you were

Shelta957 13

Sunday 1 April 2012 23:43

Or maybe he doesn't know the show...

kristat 14

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:55

I'm sure after explaining it everything was fine, but that's pretty funny.

StanSmith_fml 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:01

Sounds kinky.

emba_fml 13

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:33

did anyone else read that in stan smith's voice?

kurodansei 16

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:03

Bazinga?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:27

Tell him he can you Kaley Cuoco from now on.

emba_fml 13

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:35

you accidentally the verb

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:36

Haha, thanks. call*

Wood2007 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:45

He obviously doesn't watch The Big Bang Theory.

rebelzomm 10

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:07

You dont say?

brntoober 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:00

And Penny too!

nonnieluv 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:13

That is my show!! I freaking love Jim parsons

terrask 11

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:46

1- Your boyfriend's a keeper ;) 2- First free night in a months and you didn't see your boyfriend? You have the libido of a buddhist monk my friend... no wonder your BF's a bit stressed.