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By Dunzo15 - 02/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML

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By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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ShadowMystika 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:56

hahaahaaahaahaahahaaa im sorry but YDI My roomie made pot brownies before but she was nice enough to put a label on them so I didn't accidentally eat one not knowing what was in it.

DamnAshleyyy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:06

Better go beat up that roomate of yours now huh?

zeg_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:09

that is AWESOME funny.

Cutefaces 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:33

That is a great story!!

gypsyCajun 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:39

i guess this is why you shouldnt take other people's shit...but its a good story. hope they still give you the job :)

iEuphorical 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:46

#14, you clearly have zero experience so you shouldn't quite be talking about shit you don't know about. And #157, you're the prick. #128, fail. Pot pastries don't take HOURS to kick in. Besides, it took more than 20 minutes for it to kick in for the OP. I'm done. Great FML.

imJaay 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:30

LOLL! what kind of brownie was that :P

phiniusmaster 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:34

Yah uh....it would A: taste really weird if you weren't expecting it, and B: one brownie sitting in the fridge can't get you high. A classic case of BUSTED, but nice attempt at fiction writing, maybe you should look for a publisher.