By Dunzo15 - 02/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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ninefuckedlives 0

You can fit A LOT of weed in a brownie, but you would completely taste it no matter what. Weed brownies do not taste like regular brownies.

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groverone 0

That happened to me once. My bf gave me what he said was an "old" brownie. I knew there was pot in it, but not shrooms. At this time I was living w/my parents and I had to take the city bus home. By the time I got home I was stoned and hallucinating.

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noName123456 0

#234 i just finished

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Chronic_Diarrhea 0

there is no way you ate a whole brownie and didn't notice that it tasted like dank. i call BS

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Atreyu_Love 0

OP Probably thought the brownie might have been overcooked or something, but man I've never had pot brownies, just pot and I can imagine what that must have been like hahaha. Hope you got the job. :P Oh, and 234, I do.

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citruslatte 0

This seems like an urband legend, the guy who went to the job interview stoned because he ate his roommate's pot brownie. Your life is definately ******.

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vag_fml 0

being stoned doesnt take away your ability to speak, neither does one brownie. lies.

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NothingToGein 0

#244 you're an idiot. yes it can. so many things are possible when someone is high depending on the person and strain of weed. people have been so stoned that they can't open their eyes, let alone speak. you've never smoked pot in your life, apparently. don't talk about what you don't know about. go educate yourself and read post #208 or #226.

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NothingToGein 0

#245 not #244, sorry. when I tried to edit the comment and say 245 was an idiot, it made me number 245. i almost called myself an idiot when trying to call out someone else. FML.

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Cutefaces 0

I suspect that you have taken your roommates food before. Perhaps you were "set up". It is absolutely possible to get stoned from eating pot in brownies. When I was a young girl of 13 I baked brownies for my boyfriend for when he came home from work. I put an entire ounce in which at the time was a wopping $20.00. (no idea what it costs now) Anyway, I ate one, nothing, then another and another and another until they were gone. I was totally and completely shit faced. I have never been so stoned in my entire life and vowed never to do it again! #208 Cool your jets. You are way to harsh.

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