Miscellaneous: Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked...

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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You deserved it 312 919

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 056

You deserved it 2 237

Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

I agree, your life sucks 420

You deserved it 137

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 655

You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 941

You deserved it 365

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 252

You deserved it 135 184

Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 306

You deserved it 125 970

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 120

You deserved it 727

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 233

You deserved it 2 603

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 105

You deserved it 86

Ami8919 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

Comments

elmangy 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:56

hey! pick on me! i'll probably marry some hot celebrity or something. :D

paxromana 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:57

Hey, I don't know if your girlfriend is a really cool cat or what, but YOU, sir, are a complete douchebag who deserves every bit of this FML. Karma will always be the bigger bitch!

angeldo6695 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:58

nerds are cool!!!!!!!

we5leyz 4

Monday 18 May 2009 6:03

hahahahaha, this is hilarious

KimDywell 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:06

I feel bad for your girlfriend. Stuck with a jerk like you...

madame_malfoy 4

Monday 18 May 2009 6:08

you deserve it...loser...

zombiepeanut 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:11

#62 is right. You're a dick for not realizing that giving someone a hard time for no reason is wrong, for not appreciating your girlfriend, and for still thinking looks are whats important.

LostAndNotFound 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:12

go **** yourself! i work at 7-11 too. it doesn't make me a lesser being. i bet you he's unhappy with his marriage.

jambatwist03 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:15

Oh everyone stop your whining over the "jocks" in your lives. They'll grow up to be nothing? Tell that to: a.) The athletes getting paid MILLIONS a year professionally. b.) The people who got stellar opportunities because employers think very highly of athletes part of TEAM competition because that's a huge aspect of the business world. I have gotten so many opportunities over others even if my GPA is slightly lower than theirs because being part of a TEAM (yes, even ATHLETIC team) provides a lot of great REAL LIFE experience. Quit whining. You should be grateful that at least he realized it. A lot of nerds waste away their lives too, becoming too consumed with video games and such just as much as athletes can. Get over yourselves and your off sense of entitlement.