By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 992
You deserved it 312 919

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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briana83 0

#267: he's still a douche #269 = diversity fail

your a douche. i hope your gf dumps your ass. u jerk.

Yeah, the wording of this makes it feel like a glorified pissing contest of 'who has the hottest partner' which is silly and inane way to judge lives, as well as really offensive to your girlfriend. So while I think you're kind of a dick, I wouldn't say YDI because I doubt that your picking on him made him a multimillionaire, etc, etc. Far more likely he was driven from a young age and given an opportunity. Instead, welcome to the party of craptastic lives! Also I find all the nerdrage really amusing, as an outside perspective. Seeing as I was (still am, natch) trans, bi, reclusive, and depressed during highschool all y'all took shots at me so I get some measure of Shaedenfreude from hearing you bemoaning your fates... And, as has been said before: 7-11 is a job like any other. You just have to put up with more of strangers hating on you. Coming from a retail wage-slave, too. You gotsta do what you gotsta do. This is getting longer than intended, but I find the 'nerds go to college after highschool, jocks don't' statements kinda offensive, too. Not everyone has enough money to go to a college directly from highschool due to extenuating circumstances, and jocks' lives are no different. We're all folk, and all our lives suck. Some just more acutely.

The worst bit is you are still making fun of people. Who cares where your girlfriend works? She deserves better.

fifafan626 0

its probably just cause he's rich the underdog wins! should be on disney channel

mar_ki 0

Um... At least you have a girlfriend...? What does it matter where she works. 7/11 is better than nothing, right? Plus your supposed to love someone for what's on the inside, not because they look like supermodel.

Everybodyfails 0

The people who read this and think "nerds rule" all fail. Nerds and jocks have about equal luck in the girlfriend department. Neither side has the clear advantage

maxson_fml 0

Even though I doubt anyone's even reading comments this far down the list: First of all, you ******* deserved it, OP (as if that hasn't been said before) :D Secondly, you self-proclaimed "nerds" who keep battering the "jocks" are no better. 95% of the people here need to grow the **** up.

FBIWarning 0

don't see how it's karma... cuz it's not

BamBamBigaloo 0

LMFAO pwned this is y im a nice kid ^_^