Miscellaneous: Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked...

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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You deserved it 312 919

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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You deserved it 2 237

Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

I agree, your life sucks 420

You deserved it 137

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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You deserved it 365

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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You deserved it 135 184

Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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You deserved it 125 970

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 727

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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You deserved it 2 603

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 86

Ami8919 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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TerAki 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:57

YDI for not appreciating your girlfriend.

hustler123 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:00

haha sorry..maybe you shouldnt have picked on him 2 begin with..lol

Darkrai 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:10

You deserve it dude...Karma!

CheezerX 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:10

LMFAO! ydi...

Hacksaw 4

Monday 18 May 2009 7:14

I can hear "Karma Police" playing in the background right now. How deliciously appropriate.

fiveonefour 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:19

most ppl who comment here are nerds lol. This doesn't always happen to nerds. Problem is lotsa nerds are ugly, socially incompetent and can't dress properly at all or take care of themselves in order to make themselves attractive. Some nerds do well financially and therefore are able to get hot girls n stuff but still lots don't cause they're just pure losers and even later on in life have nothing going for them except for maybe a bit of cash at best... If they were really smart they'd start getting cooler hobbies, go to the gym maybe... start dressing properly, take a shower every so often?

prettyxdemented 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:20

You still haven't seemed to learn your lesson. "My girlfriend works at 7-11." The way you phrased that sounds like you're looking down on her for that... just because she works at 7-11 doesn't mean she's a bad person or that she's not worth anything. Years have gone by and your ego is still ridiculously out of control. Grow the **** up, get over yourself, and accept with utmost kindness this heaping plate of YDI.

AHeroRising 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:21

one word, two sylliables...... DE-SERVED

lakeylove 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:25

I have great style and im poor and cant affords the AWWWESOME clothes that i want badly and since all the other kids are rich and live in los gatos and have big houses excpt my poorer friend who practicly lives in a shack and probally be sold. (WAAAAAAAAA) and im hot but my glasses ruin everything!!!!! I was made fun of since preschool (I DIDNT HAVE GLASSES BUT THEY THOUGHT OF STUFF AND THREW LEGOS AT MY BUTT! WELL IT felt a little bit good on my ass) and they still make fun of me but no legos. well thats what u get. and stfu @ #252 i take a shower everydayim strong 9im a girl with strntgh) And u r bein like the OP i bet ur single besides why are u sniffing ppl LOL but EPIC FIAL DUDE

Go_Home 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:25

Stop whining about your life, and get a grip on it. Shit could get worse so just be grateful, and learn to stop picking on people because their success can crush you. Who's the better person now?