By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 992
You deserved it 312 919

Same thing different taste

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YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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Grow up. You're just as pathetic as you were when you were in school and picking on him. Good for him that he actually made something out of his life, because he's obviously met the right people. Doesn't matter if he dumped one for another, and is possibly shallow, he still got somewhere. Also, don't be acting like your girlfriend's just a small trophy and he's got the bigger, brighter and better one. She's human, and obviously sees something in you. Nothing to do with Karma.

actually being a nerd doesn't automatically make you smart. theres tons of nerds at my hs school, and most of them are retarded and dipshits and play card cames and jerk off to anime ****. and on the opp side there were tons of smart kids who pulled 4.5 gpas at my HS and they werent considered nerds and partyied with the rest of us and even smoked some pot. shit i was in the middle and picked on those losers and i doubt any of them will do anything with there lives, and i talked shit to them usually only because they would say the stupidest shit and make some of the dumbest remarks and now there at city college, and i who picked on them am a aerospace enginneer and only a year away from my bach. so you kinda deserve it but i dont blame you. and if you gf works at 7/11 id hate to see what your dumb ass does.

Well, I think youre a shallow piece of shit for caring that your girlfriend works at 7-11 and comparing her to some douche bag's supermodel girlfriend. I hope she grows some balls and dumps your pathetic ass. YDI

That guys is every nerd's hero. He's like Keving James in King of Queens. The character of Doug Heffernan gives hope to chubby guys everywhere that they too can end up with a hot wife.

hahahaha! that DEFINITELY made my morning! thank you. also - you. TOTALLY. deserved. it. .. in regret much? ;) oh my. what is even MORE pathetic is that you care, and you obviously want it to be you. like, you would pick a swedish supermodel rather than your girlfriend anyday. good luck ever being happy, dude.

whoisthisguy19 0

I call BS. Sorry but this story seems just a bit too fantastical to be true. Although if it is true, HAHAHAHA sucker

MikeOG 0

Just because she works at 7-11 doesn't mean she isn't hot. My imaginary girlfriend works at Walmart and she's a total hottie

You don't even deserve the girlfriend you have if you talk about her as if she isn't worth a lot. Also, YDI for being a high school retard. I'm one of those kids who got bullied all through junior high and halfway through high school for being nerdy... Now I'm 21, a university student and a pageant finalist. What did my nerdiness get me? A job offering abroad even before I've got my degree and a freelance job designing album covers for bands. What happened to the bullies? I saw one of them pick up road trash in a bright orange uniform once.