By cemakara3 - 12/03/2016 20:07 - Denmark - Vallensb?k
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Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!
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Your girlfriend sounds too immature for a sexual relationship (regardless of her age).
Maybe your school system's sex education is a bit lacking...
jettheawesome
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Well she's just dumb
Did you tell her its your first time
It sounds like she isn't mature enough to be having sex if that is her response to you not lasting 'long enough.'
Guys not lasting long enough is just about the number one subject of sex jokes on the planet. Has your girlfriend grown up in a hole under a rock in an abstinence-only sex ed system in a state with no internet?
I feel zero sympathy here. The majority of women ****** via clitoral stimulation not vaginal penetration. Therefore even a 'fast shooter' can get his girl off by using fingers and/or tongue. I assume OP didn't do that since this FML wouldn't exist if he did.
It was his first time..? Perhaps suggest that in a nonbitchy way, and it's really NOT clear that he didn't. Her issue was that he came too fast and her somehow believing that meant he wanted to get it over with quickly.
People don't do sex perfectly the first time, like, ever. Don't be an asshole about it.
I'd be surprised if you ever got laid at all, with that negative attitude, 42...might wanna chill out a little. Most people actually DON'T want a date a jerk.
Since it's his first time, chances op doesn't know how. Besides that some women will have a hard time even with direct stimulation if they're inexperienced and tense
Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!
So… an FML… *solved* someone's problems? =O
Is...is that possible?
Someone looks outside for airborn bacon!
I swear I just a pig fly by
believe in yourselves, fellow FML commenters, together we can change the world! or make a bunch of shitty puns. whatever.
deathstroke990
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I seriously can't believe a girl wrote this
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Even if it weren't just biology, that seems like backwards logic. "You just came? You must think I'm hideous!"
It's still better than her asking, are you in yet? Practice makes perfect.