Intimacy: Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't...

By cemakara3 - 12/03/2016 20:07 - Denmark - Vallensb?k

Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me because I don't think she is pretty enough since I "wanted it to be over so fast". FML

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cemakara3 11

Sunday 13 March 2016 20:05

Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!

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syki 22

Sunday 13 March 2016 12:15

Even if it weren't just biology, that seems like backwards logic. "You just came? You must think I'm hideous!"

CheekyRaccoon 27

Sunday 13 March 2016 12:39

It's still better than her asking, are you in yet? Practice makes perfect.

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NinePlusTen 4

Monday 14 March 2016 17:09

Screw that b****, dump her ass

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 14 March 2016 20:39

Was it her first time too? Cause when apparently doesn't understand the science behind sex

Tomryan279 10

Tuesday 15 March 2016 3:45

Take a Viagra and bang her again!!!

zoelog 10

Monday 2 September 2019 19:10

it sounds like you 2 might be too young to be having sex.

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:10

your girlfriend sounds like an idiot.

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