By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 203
You deserved it 14 885

Same thing different taste

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Perfectly normal, mature adult behavior. Nothing at all to be concerned about. Not whatsoever.

Wait, did he leave immediately after that without saying anything? Cause if he did, he sure knows how to make an exit.

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Men! Unfortunately, no one can say that was a poor judgement choice. They ALL want to try that!

veryst00pid 0

#17- Lol, I'm dead serious. Granted, it's disgusting and awkward (and funny imo), but I don't see why it's so horrible. No harm done :P, she'll get over being "mortified".

bread_fml 0

Could have been worse, he could have aimed the flame at you.

ImAllFailure 0

yes #33 good question! why don't you ask for his number while you're at it! :)

poolshark 0

In retrospect, you should be freaked out about how close you let that human flame thrower get to your naked bits.

jj732 0

15 you're dumb hahah. i've always wanted to try that!

Meh, it was just an excuse to get outta there. He figured that it WOULD mortify you, and you would never call him.