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By Jazzyfayyye - 29/05/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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EMR_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:43

Your boyfriend's an idiot 1) for basically calling his girlfriend ugly 2) for thinking Palin is ugly, she's one of the hottest MILFs around

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:15

I think you are confused

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Fridiculously 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:30

But Sarah Palin's hot. Maybe he was talking about her inside.

farmgirl 3

Friday 29 May 2009 22:32

well are you an idiot from Alaska? (and no, #1, you didn't have to say it)

truelyawesome 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:41

I'm an Alaskan, and not an idiot! **** off! you think you're so cool because you live in Ohio?

AntX2 1

Friday 29 May 2009 22:32

Well do you look like her?

marshmallow_ 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:33

You said that you remind him of her and that he thinks she is ugly. He didn't say you look like her. I mean, maybe her personality is what makes him associate you two. I think you're jumping to conclusions

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:15

I think you are confused

ymmot 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:33

"The Slap heard around the world"

shan789mudge 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:33

haha wow

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:36

Maybe he means uhm... personality wise? Even still, that sucks :|. Your boyfriend is pretty dumb.

heavyop 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:37

#8 If he didn't clarify it, then its safe to say that he thinks she's ugly

darkelf06 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:37

Wow its been how many months now, five?! and people STILL go on with Sarah Palin. cmon people FYL for sure

DarkMirror 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:40

He needs glasses.

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