Health: Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after...

By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 16:09 - United Kingdom - Darlington

Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML

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By Bawsack - 22/11/2016 09:45 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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By flaps - 19/08/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML

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Helenarth 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:44

And now I'm suddenly scared of having mine out.

amyrules99 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:41

I can't tell if "sticks to it" was planned or not considering t was a stick

Comments

HeavenLeigh12 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 15:40

Now I'm scared to get mine put in..

godhelpusall111 12

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:49

This is why I'm abstinent.

Ms97 0

Friday 20 July 2012 3:16

I'm afraid to Get mine out Too !!

aduren1 5

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:38

I feel like contraceptives for women have either a high chance of being dangerous or of being recalled.

cierajay 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:04

how did they get it out? i have the same kind and im getting it out in like a week...

kitkatgirl08 22

Sunday 22 July 2012 2:57

Same thing happened to me except it took 45 minutes!

pancakes_O_O 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:02

My mom wanted to make me get one of those. I straight up told that bitch "no." I'm so happy she assumes that I'm going to **** it up as a teenager.

HellisMyLife 0

Monday 23 July 2012 9:50

30 min damn I just got mine a few months ago.... Hope it's not as bad

MuseFan1991 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:32

i only got mine a month ago...now i can worry about that for 3 years, cheers OP :P

hollywoodt1ts 15

Thursday 26 July 2012 22:50

is anyone confused as to why the contraceptive implant was in OPs arm rather than ******??? cuz I sure am.

MuseFan1991 14

Saturday 28 July 2012 22:30

144- the contraceptive implant is a small stick that sits in the skin under your arm and releases hormones to stop you getting pregnant. i think you're thinking of the Coil, which goes inside your womb figured id answer in a nice way before the trolls are released :)