By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
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BroSkii69 8

You mean your dad talking to you about his balls isn't normal?

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opendoorclosed 8

Always carry an ipod or some sort of emergency mp3 playing device + some headphones with you. When something like this happens again, put on your Aperture Science Emergency MP3 Device as loud as you can, drifting away in the music, far, far away from the awkward conversation.

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mwjessica 0

This is where it would be helpful to know the age and gender of the FMLer. That would really help to gauge the level of "ewwness."

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PSQ91 6

Reminds me of that Southpark episode with Randy hopping on his huge balls xD

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CitrusGirl 0

I think a more interesting story would be how he scarred his testicles.

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Feklfekl2222 32

there was a longer version I moderated it's because his stretched because he didn't wear underwear

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mexicotoucher 7

As long as he didn't demonstrate that no semen comes out...

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J9DeeZy 4

haha, literally laughed out loud.

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planetsmurf 6

you should have countered with your last sexual exploit and see how fast he stopped talking to you

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Miranday 0

Misfortune...eh? It was planed.

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jennifer93 0

wow, lucky you!

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