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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By BigDreamer - 09/02/2019 02:00

Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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Anyone can be a 7 if you try hard enough

By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

stevendsi 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:47

maybe he was dreaming the girls in pokémon

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:47

im 21 and even I would dream of that. pokemon is awesome

boobsandtits143 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:42

gay.

cptmorgan6 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:51

Any man or a specific? Cause, ya know, Gayboi's single.

jozerr93 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:52

I believe this belongs on MLIA (My Life Is Average) =P

secerodylan1 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:53

story of my life

Chazzasaurus 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:54

dude this is more like a MLIA. this is a total win

RyanMacVey 17

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:54

my name is spelt with 2 i's ... and im also 15... therefore not a man and also under-aged

brenderz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:58

that's the best dream ever!

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:59

Well, I guess you can't always control your dreams..

GamerMatt97 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:59

gotta catch em all

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