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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By BigDreamer - 09/02/2019 02:00

Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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Anyone can be a 7 if you try hard enough

By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

pinpat 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:14

i have a shiny charizard, lvl. 98 do u want to trade??

zembof 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:18

YES!!!!!

okmankk 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he'll ya

Mario5491 5

Friday 1 July 2011 2:00

I have one level 100 whos up for a tradr

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 1 July 2011 5:44

well I have like 20 rayquazas whos up for a trade? ;D

Babydoll4ever 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:15

there could've been a squirtle here or there :3

ryanbeast1124 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:18

pokemon kicks ass, especially shiny ones

Tiger171 13

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:20

You are my dream guy... besides at least you don't have to change your sheets in the morning.

savvyjiggly11 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:28

I'm not seeing where this is bad...

miss_fab 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:28

that is just sad ?

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Friday 1 July 2011 20:20

No, that picture of a mutated and obviously abused cat is sad.

Keirakun 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:32

I see nothing wrong here.

lukotheboss2 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:35

what's so bad about that? pokémon is THE SHIT

Ur1Temptazian 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

you're only 15, hold on to your childhood you'll be an adult for the rest of your life

brokenpromisespr 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:39

...and the bad thing about that is?? :D

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

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Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

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Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML

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Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML

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Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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