By Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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perdix 29

Congrats on getting shitfaced without taking a single drink! Your liver thanks you.

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AliceC_fml 3

SO sick. but YDI for covering w ur hand. Sharing is not caring in this instance. we don't want ur nose germs

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manicrose 3

Why didn't you sneeze into your elbow? You should do that instead of into your hand..and why did you use the hand that was holding the toilet paper to cover your mouth with? Didn't you have a free hand?? YDI

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BLNovelist 0

Odds are he was wiping with his dominant hand. Most people I've seen will automatically use their dominant arm/hand/shoulder if they sneeze without even thinking about it. Unfortunately that meant getting a hand of shit in their face.

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SirensMelody 0

How do you sneeze into your elbow?... Also, the OP didn't purposely sneeze on the hand, it was an instinct..

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welderchick87 0

You bring your arm up to your face...you don't actually sneeze on your elbow...but you get that basic area so that if you spray your snot and spit everywhere when you sneeze, it's not getting on your hands and you don't spread around germs...especially if you're sick. Duh.

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_sourpatchkid 0

you hold your arm out in front of you, bending it toward you and sneeze into the crook of your elbow

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gangstahjennstah 0

hahahahahahahaha! omfg! that's hilarious.

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shalizzz 0

one of the funniest fmls I've read in a while......FYL

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blardyblardyblar 0

Wow, thanks for supplying me with such a good laugh this evening. My appreciations.

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Sekococo 0

this is better then the monkey that threw shit at a guy face in india. YDI ain't it shitty that it happen.

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nood_fml 0

ah SHIT.....literally

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