Health: Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I... - FML

By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2021 18:01 - Pakistan - Plot

Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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This woman's work

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 18:06 - France

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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VampOfSavannah 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:57

Lol his hair is going south for the winter.

tripwire88 6

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:40

As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up

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airhead2015 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:43

I hope you're "of age" to be balding. if you are then its not really an FML since most people bald. If you're in your 20s or 30s or something then yeah, FYL.

Pstraka6 20

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:43

Dude being bald is NOT a bad thing. I used to think is was funny when I was younger, but you wouldn't believe how how many women are receptive to a man with no hair on their head or a shave head! If thats the worst of your problems, you've got it damn good brother

colton_colton 50

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:45

Sorry to hear that!

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:46

hopefully your older than 40.

coried91 28

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:52

Who cares. My Uncle went bald in his twenties and he doesn't look bad. The singer for Daughtry is hot and he's bald. Bald isn't bad.

dachayke 16

Friday 24 January 2014 2:38

His older than 40 what?

JoeyJaws68 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:46

That's a pretty hairy situation you got there.

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:47

The beginning stages of turning into a wookie...

Nyx_fml 23

Thursday 23 January 2014 22:22

I haven't seen a bald wookie, though.

kakkyman 4

Thursday 23 January 2014 22:47

That's why he said the beginning stages lol OP, this is just the beginning...

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:48

Don't worry, OP. There are plenty of treatments against baldness. A friend of mine was going bald, too, and now he has a lot of hair and no signs of baldness. He had to take some medicine, I don't know for sure, and he told me there were no side effects. By the way, saudações brasileiras!

Neighborhoods 8

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:49

cheer up, you will never have a bad hairday!

jdwmoore 5

Friday 24 January 2014 4:08

can you be any stupider?

VampOfSavannah 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:54

There's an easy solution for that. Shave your chest and superglue the fuzz to your scalp.

sammyjanette 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:58

Embrace it, and just shave it all off! Nothing looks worse than the things people do to try to hide it like comb overs or hair dyes.

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