By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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MissWhitneyB 17

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Well, they are "dangerously cheesy." The clerk was warned...

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fabricatedego 5

poor clerk Cheetos are distributed by Frito Lay that poor guy has nothing to do with that. I would have let your brother rot until his hearing.

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jimmywithsalt 19

Hey those things are addictive. I've been clean and sober from Cheetos for about 6 years now. But seriously, you should have left him in there.

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dravvy 7

Slogan doesn't lie when it says DANGEROUSLY

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Dominus101 20

Should have left his sorry ass in the slammer, if he wants to act as a dumbass

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jonnyboy89 10

I hope your brother dies slowly from cancer. I have a big feeling that he was the rude one,shame on you for lying!

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mary_13 26

It ain't easy being cheesy. ; )

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Um, no. Brother can stew in jail since he punched someone for doing something stupid. Stop enabling him.

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