By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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MissWhitneyB 17

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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ileenefudge 29

Should have left him there. Ain't nobody got time fo dat! Leave his ass there for a night or two.

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viaaaaaa 22

She did leave him there for a night...

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liaRawr 9

I'm going to be the one who says this... When the store is out of something you like there is extreme anger your brother just did what we all want to do

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Cheetos are serious business! But seriously, why did you "have" to bail him out, OP? I would have left him there, personally. Not only did he assault someone, he did so for a trivial and asinine reason. /facepalm

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Ayden241 10

You're brother has too much of brand addiction

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ladybuglet 22

You don't HAVE to bail anyone out of jail, family or not.

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Moni4evr 4

if they were hot cheetos i would've understood..gotta love them

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fukre 3

Being short tempered can ruin your life. It could be even worst. Tell your bro to learn controlling anger.

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