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By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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MissWhitneyB 17

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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theboy13 13

Leave him there, let him think about his actions.

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oddball1972 10

You didn't have to do anything

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thejimler 9

It ain't easy, being cheesy...

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kbearr21 7

being a cashier, that's terrifying because people are crazy and could actually get that upset. especially where i'm from. but i agree, i would have left him there.

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DmundZ 4

Should have left the Moron in jail. And your an idiot for bailing him out

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skyeyez9 24

If I was in your situation, I would have refused to bail him out. He needs to sit in jail and suffer the consequences of his douchebaggery.

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DanielleinDC 33

I wonder if there was familial pressure at work that got OP to bail his idiot brother out. Should have let the doofus sit in jail for a night so he'd learn not to punch convenience store clerks because the store is out of something.

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Callilah 13

Chester probably encouraged him to do that....

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worldclassrager 39

Just go to a different store...maybe jail would be good for his self control...either way Cheerios are always great...

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Perdition25 12

Cheetos, not Cheerios...

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