Love: Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because...

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:11

#1,2,3; why are you calling him a jerk?! Would you continue your relationship if you knew your girl/boyfriend didn't want to be with you anymore but was too much of a chicken to break up with you? I think not. She's the bitch here.

hanic101 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:05

Wow what a bitch. I say it's a good thing u dumped her.

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I_Call_Fake 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:30

I mean, you kinda DI because u knew she was being a jerk and wanted to break uo with you; so u were being NICE o a girl who was being a JERK to you... EDIT: Nevermind, you totaly deserved it

thew_fml 14

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:41

i don't understand. is there some formal declaration that needs to be made for a breakup to be official? She did break up with the OP. That's the whole story. SHe clearly had the heart to do it. She did it. did the OP need to call her back and confirm? I honestly do not understand this at all.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 24 November 2009 19:10

Actually, asking you to break up with her was her way of telling you that the two of your were breaking up. She broke up with you, not the other way around. Tell your friends that she's lying... because she is, doofus, and she's lying to herself if she doesn't believe that's true.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:16

Actually, it was very likely a test she put him through, and he failed. But OP sounds like an emotional douche and therefore doesn't deserve a partner.