Love: Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because...

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:11

#1,2,3; why are you calling him a jerk?! Would you continue your relationship if you knew your girl/boyfriend didn't want to be with you anymore but was too much of a chicken to break up with you? I think not. She's the bitch here.

hanic101 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:05

Wow what a bitch. I say it's a good thing u dumped her.

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mason022 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:40

Wow, if the bitch isn't mature enough to swallow her pride, and end the relationship herself, then she's clearly not mature enough to even be in a relationship. U deserve a better woman anyway!

phatdaddy 0

Monday 7 December 2009 17:01

And if she can't swallow her pride, what ELSE can't she swallow? Better off without her, I say...

RufusCade 7

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:23

And you did it??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You're a bigger moron than she is. YDI.

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:39

Yeah, good job there. Idiot. Like most women, she clearly wanted to make you look like the ass as much as possible, on top of causing you emotional pain. Afterall, no matter what religion or mythology you look at, women are the root of all evil.

jjcooper 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:06

you didn't have to

hypa_kitty 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:16

lmfao :d its cool when girls do that to guys xD :p foolish!

walkmywaynot 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:14

i would have said no and wait for her balls to drop and break up with op

starberries 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 3:24

No, you didn't have to do that. You chose to. You could have said no.

fallout125 2

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:44

just lie and say I didn't

ScreamingNarwhal 0

Monday 16 May 2011 8:11

I'm sorry OP I've had to do the same thing. it's hard, but is the gentlemen thing to do and shows that you actually cared enough about her to not make her do it. I felt FML afterwards too. Hope things get better! ^_^