Animals: Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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RIP big dog

By Noah - 17/06/2024 20:00 - France

Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML

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kimcompton83 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:11

How many times have you had to do it?

daybid 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:43

Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.

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DooleyFTW 17

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:55

That's a terrible thing to say! Give it some oats and let it run free horses dont like being underground! The coyotes are helping the poor thing out digging it up.

18princess93 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:00

I wouldn't want to get to know you even if I had the chance. You're heartless. I would HOPE that if someone who you cared for died, that you would have such disrespect for them. >:(

leahmae88 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:01

Which is why they say 6ft under, so other animals can't smell it and dig it up. Kinda asking for it on that one.

18princess93 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:02

Oops. I meant "wouldn't". NOT "would"

moneybagz131 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:11

Aw that sucks. I know how u feel. I live on a ranch and burying the animals you raise aint a good feeling at all=(

Andrea87_fml 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:21

Dig another grave, for the coyotes...

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 10:08

Yeah, but then the coyotes will tunnel from their grave to the horse's, so you'll have done all that extra work for nothing.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:44

If it were anyone else, I would've thumbed you down, but after i saw your name, I knew for a fact that you're being sarcastic. You're welcome. :)

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 7 March 2012 20:46

Thumbs up for your pic!

katie72 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:21

Bear traps would work although they are blind weapon. I'm sure there's a better for word for what I'm trying to say here

cosmosis 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:45

Burying horses is hard work. Bury the coyotes instead!! No coyotes means old Mr. Ed can sleep in peace

Sumo69 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:47

I love to hunt for food and for sport I would kill a coyote just for something to do so if it's on your land digging up stuff shot it

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:55

Bury it in the swamp. The gators will take care of the horse and the coyotes once and for all.

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