By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
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kimcompton83 12

How many times have you had to do it?

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daybid 7

Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.

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omarzrgz 3

I wish I had a horse :( but I don't have enough Trident Layers to buy one

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ashra_Raivyn 2

Bury it and this time wait for them with a 12 gauge and make sure they don't come back.

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LesCDeal 6

Do you ever feel like you're just beating a dead horse? But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about your loss, OP. And I'm sorry about the joke.

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DrMime 10

Oh no! Poor horsey :( I guess seabiscuits are tasty.

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Deeper'd be cheaper, but digging a horse sized hole 8 feet into the ground (6 feet is the depth where coyotes and the like can't smell it, another 2 cause horses are big) would be damned hard work. OP loses no matter what. Or home cremation. Lighter fluid OP, nothing could ever go wrong.

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Krirn 21

Dig a deeper hole, bury your horse, cover it with a layer of dirt, then before you cover it up completely, make a layer of 2x4's or bear traps, the choice is yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

People die all the time. It's the ******* circle of life.

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jmoreno 4

Get a gun shot the coyotes and bury them all problem solved

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BeccaHugs 17

OP, simply place some large rocks on top of the grave like they did when they burried the dog in "Old Yeller" and it will prevent animals from digging through the soil.

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