Miscellaneous: Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our...

By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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Caught short

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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gracehi 31

Friday 25 October 2013 2:22

Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.

picante72 24

Friday 25 October 2013 2:22

At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.

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irgndsondepp 15

Friday 25 October 2013 15:43

OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED IN ****!!!!!

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 25 October 2013 15:56

I'm sorry this comment is being downvoted. It's sarcastic and funny.

Duceswild99 19

Friday 25 October 2013 16:18

Come on we need a back story. Until you this only happened in **** movies.

tman1985 9

Friday 25 October 2013 17:40

was your wife's plumbing blocked as well? if not, she should be gilded shut

abhi5 2

Friday 25 October 2013 17:48

he was just fixing things that u couldn't...!

jorgebond 2

Friday 25 October 2013 18:29

1. Call the company and refuse to pay the bill. 2. Cancel your check or dispute the charge with your credit card company. 3. Call the Better Business Bureau and make a complaint. 4. File assault charges on the plumber as she was clearly not in her right mind. 5. If he is married make her tell his wife in a public place preferably when they are together. 6. Write a letter to the Attorney General of your state about this plumbing company. 7. Sue the owner of the company. He will want to settle to avoid all the negative publicity. (The insurance company will have to get involved!). 8. Make her tell both her and your family what she did. 9. Divorce her as soon as this list is done.

motoikkyu 13

Friday 25 October 2013 18:32

If this is a true posting, you have my profound sympathy. What an awful thing for two people to do! It's important to remember that they were not thinking of YOU when they did it. Someone who doesn't think about you or your feelings is unworthy of your time or attention.

christiniexo 9

Friday 25 October 2013 19:25

how is anyone seriously saying he deserved it?

dude1987 5

Friday 25 October 2013 19:35

I would "communicate my unhappiness" to both of them with extreme prejudice.

legalizenow 16

Friday 25 October 2013 19:55

Ask her why. She could have been intoxicated, in which case you would want to settle things together and come up with some new "terms and regulations" to your marriage. Else, if it was just a surge in her whoremones, consider it twice - especially if you have kids - before you settle for a divorce. Maybe live separately for a bit, and see if you could get over it or live without her. Best of luck, man. Total ***** move from her.