Transportation: Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When...

By big steve - 11/02/2012 18:35 - United States

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Low priority

By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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Hard knock life

By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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gjones020 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:58

After five times I can't blame the man. Lol

bri5083 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:07

Sounds like you two could be really good friends if this keeps happening(:

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bri5083 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:07

Sounds like you two could be really good friends if this keeps happening(:

lizard399 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:14

Bow chicka wow wow.. Tow truck porno? Odd, but to each their own..

KyuuketsukiApple 30

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:17

17, something tells me you're the only one thinking that...

lizard399 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:20

Well I thought it was funny..

TheAbdoKiller 2

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:21

21, you're wrong.

KyuuketsukiApple 30

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:22

.. to each their own.

annalily5 28

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:10

I think fate is trying to tell you two something. Your situation sounds like it could be the beginning to a very cheesy adventure novel.

KyuuketsukiApple 30

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:20

... or maybe "fate" is telling OP to get a new car because 5 times is ridiculous.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:54

Or maybe fate hates op and likes the aaa guy

mattorama 15

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:10

If you need to call AAA that often, I think your next phone call should be to a car dealer.

tonsta28 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:23

What's AAA ?.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:56

Amazingly Ambiguous A(u)nt

ThecomingofTan 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:16

Atrocious Alien Assholes.

UnknwnClassicGrl 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:48

Triple A batteries...

EmilyShmemily496 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 7:56

I love you people And it's obviously Annoying Anteater Aviators

Clamcreepy 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:17

Get a new car next month so you don't have to see this guy for a sixth time for at least 3 years

vbmg152 18

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:21

You obviously need a new car! Unless you're locking your keys in your car or running out of gas, in that case YDI! I'd like to know more of the story!