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By big steve - 11/02/2012 18:35 - United States

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Low priority

By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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Hard knock life

By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML

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gjones020 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:58

After five times I can't blame the man. Lol

bri5083 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:07

Sounds like you two could be really good friends if this keeps happening(:

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docH87 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:37

ayyyahh...AAA :( they steal my customers. atleast you have half way decent roadside, this cheap shit verizon roadside i dispatch for, is for the birds...******' allstate...

hateevryone 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:56

you need a personal mechanic.

ouchie1013 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:19

I think I would of laughed the second time

CRC_101 31

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:58

I'm curious what you're having problems with. You might need to learn some car skills! It would save yourself trouble, to say the least. You're doing something wrong! If you've got one chronic car problem and you don't have the money to fix it, I feel for you, and I'm sorry. Still, you might be saving money if you just take care of this/these problems permanently! I just hope you don't keep locking your keys in your car. Then you'd deserve it for not learning, but who knows what went wrong...

leilaostara 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 7:16

Well then don't call the AAA again, call somebody else.

Sumo69 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 8:26

I thought AAA was Adult alcohol anonymous I'm like what the hell five times in two months

Sumo69 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 8:29

Because of it was you were almost had me beat my best six times in two months

AugustBurnsToast 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:17

That's honestly hilarious OP good job! :p

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:29

May I suggest that you buy a new car if you can afford one? You might check out either Toyota or Honda. They are usually very reliable.

myukichan 2

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:40

This is really strange because my boss, also named Steve, had to call CAA (Canadian version of AAA) five times in the span of three days this month, due to locking his keys in his car every time. But as far as I know, he didn't have the same guy respond to the calls each time.