Miscellaneous: Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's...

By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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You deserved it 5 053

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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You deserved it 3 938

Alone

By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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You deserved it 200

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 4 462

By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 127

You deserved it 3 359

Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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You deserved it 303

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 7 690

Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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3boys1girl 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:09

Yup, had to cancel my triplets' 10th birthday party thanks to the snow. At least they were good sports about it!

allison2554 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:15

ftw487 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:20

We got about a foot of snow in NY

JHandAC 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:23

Wallingford, CT- where I am- got about a foot! I'm going to go make snow angels and, hopefully, a snowman with the sticky snow. Ta!

JSylvestre 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:19

It snows in October every year... There is no big surprise there...

kickblocker 18

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:09

well here in NJ we never get snow in october, so maybe they are somewhere around where i am

yojo62 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:20

There hasn't even been any snow here yet :(

Buzzy123 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:31

Virginia,Herndon got a bit

ravenscheer3415 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:03

East coast?.. I feel yaa

benito1798 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:13

Suck it up

Emperorerror 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:19

...Why does snow mean you need to cancel it?

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Today, after over a month of planning, my friend had to cancel her first night out in over a year. Why? Because her "perfect" fiancé didn't want to, and started sulking when she tried to, so decided to put off letting her go out for a few more months. Apparently, it's my fault this happens. FML

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Paaaaaaarty!

Oh well, maybe next… year?

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