Kids: Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because...

By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By ForgottenKid - 06/11/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say hi to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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By fuckthat - 18/02/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it wasn't my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it wasn't my sister either, she said, "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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Monday 1 September 2014 0:28

Lose weight or wait 5 minutes, the result will be the same in her mind.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 1 September 2014 0:28

Aw that's horrible, OP. My great grandma has dementia an doesn't know who I am anymore

Comments

Sierra7211 17

Monday 1 September 2014 0:56

Elderly people can get away with saying anything. Same with little kids

Melayia 14

Monday 1 September 2014 0:58

Dont take it to heart, OP! Blurting something out like that when you remember stuff happens.. sorry she called you fat though, thats never fun to hear :(

Vickeh 15

Monday 1 September 2014 1:02

I'm sorry you had to hear that OP from your grandma. Just brush it off since there isn't much you can do about senility.

gracehi 31

Monday 1 September 2014 1:25

Seeing as how she couldn't remember who you are, it seems the phone call apology was unnecessary to begin with.

moerae 7

Monday 1 September 2014 2:11

Don't take it personal. And be thankful, that she still remembers you. The truth is that She probably not even gonna remember you as the "fat one"for long.

Journiexo 18

Monday 1 September 2014 2:13

She was probably just pissed.

annarcheer 19

Monday 1 September 2014 3:25

awwww! my granny can't remember things like that I told her 10 seconds ago but she can remember things from like 30 years ago. it is crazy how the brain works.