Intimacy: Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 09:45 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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Friday 1 October 2010 16:04

Wow. Why would you get that drunk the night before an important event? Even on a bachelor/hen party, you shouldn't drink so much you get that ill. Or have it before the night before if you must drink that much.

mintcar 9

Friday 1 October 2010 16:24

Completely unacceptable. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with drinking in moderation. He took it way too far.

Comments

whatfml 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:24

yeh ydi for sure, marrying an asshole that wuld do that in the first place! and organising an allowing a bachelor party the night before you wedding

Kezia23 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 9:52

Generally, the bride has nothing to do with the bachelor party. That's kinda the point...

mintcar 9

Friday 1 October 2010 16:24

Completely unacceptable. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with drinking in moderation. He took it way too far.

JuliaM1000 10

Saturday 2 October 2010 6:23

That totally true. Anyways, it was out of the wides control for him barfing and getting drunk. If I was in that situation (which I'm glade I'm not) I would be soo P.O at him.

adare 0

Friday 15 October 2010 21:22

if that's your actual picture then you look like the future me.

itzdeity 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:33

it's a bachelors party. your supposed to get hammered... hasn't anyone watch the hangover

cantfightfate 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:32

yeah which is why you shouldn't have your bachelor party the night before your wedding.

leelee12_fml 0

Friday 1 October 2010 22:53

actually, in the hangover they had the bachelor party 2 days before, and they still managed to screw it up.

iceprincess822 7

Friday 1 October 2010 16:38

omg that sucks well on the bright side you found out now instead of 10 years from now once you had wasted any more time on him

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:32

beat him with a stick & scream weiner really loud..yell him you hate him & he is a douche & then dry hump his face & leave :) problem solved

sundog 0

Friday 1 October 2010 23:40

oh please... it's not all his fault he got so hammered that he's ill. That's what they are for and all the guys friends are trying to get him as drunk as possible. You are to blame for not planning things better and having the bachelor party the night before the wedding, and he's a pussy for not going through with the wedding no matter how bad he's feeling. It's only a hangover... get over it.